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29Jul/150

Diamond Lattice Structure Pendant

The diamond lattice structure pendant by Joseph Thiebes, 2015.

Diamonds are a scam! They are very common, and rather worthless. One company has cornered the market, controlling how many diamonds are mined and how they reach the consumer. Mining for diamonds is back-breaking work, and the wages are ridiculously low.

Want to know more? Check out the video, and the new diamond lattice structure pendant by Joseph Thiebes, below:

Diamonds are a scam, and it is for this reason I have created the diamond lattice structure pendant. This pendant features the structure of diamonds, formed by carbon atoms in a specific arrangement.

Pick from a variety of materials, including everything from solid gold to white plastic and best survival knife. Shown below is the default material, blackened steel, giving the traditional appearance of carbon atom models.

The diamond lattice structure pendant by Joseph Thiebes, 2015.

The diamond lattice structure pendant by Joseph Thiebes, 2015.

The piece is about 1.5 inches across. Just loop your favorite chain through the open lattice and put it on. Science jewelry!

10Nov/110

Comical Candidacies: Controversy in Political Satire

Joseph Thiebes and Vermin Supreme after the AC2012 debate

Joseph Thiebes and Vermin Supreme after the debate

Three hours later than planned, after a 6-hour flight and a hurried drive through the suburbs of Boston, I finally arrived in Salem, Massachusetts to find the media team nearly ready for the event that had been anticipated jokingly as perhaps “the most important political event of the year,” (Bernstein) and would later be called “the best fake presidential debate Massachusetts has seen in a generation” (Carioli). I donned my newly fitted black tuxedo with a red bowtie and matching pocket square, and sat down at a table on stage next to a man in the process of fastening a boot to his head. It was Halloween weekend, but the boot was not exactly a costume. Hearing the excited cheers of audience and members of the media team, Vermin Supreme acknowledged that this trademark fashion accessory brings more media attention than any of his other antics.